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Monthly Playlist 11/19: Crooners
In an attempt to add some multi-media madness to this blog, I'm going to start posting monthly playlists! Up first: Crooners, a selection...
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- Nov 6, 2019
- 3 min
Everybody Hates My Electric Scooter
Guess I'll just ride worms. When the human male is threatened, he has a choice: fight or flight. Or, a theoretical third option, which is...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Jul 9, 2019
- 3 min
7 Things I Thought Would Be More Relevant to Adult Life
A chicken never looks back. When I was a kid (some would argue that at 23 years old I am still very much a kid, but for our purposes...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Mar 29, 2019
- 4 min
Adam Levine, or When Good Tattoos Happen to Bad People
We all, at some point, have to emerge from our comfortable, ear-worm loving bubble and come to the realization that Adam Levine sucks....
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sahalieangellmartin
- Sep 20, 2018
- 2 min
Jack Dorsey University Fellowship in Unsolicited Medical Advice: Seeking Candidates
My healthcare provider, livelovefruit.com, would never disappoint me. The Jack Dorsey University (JDU) Fellowship in Unsolicited Medical...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Aug 22, 2018
- 3 min
My 6 Television Pitches to Replace Netflix's "Afflicted"
On August 10th, Netflix released a 7-part docu-series (if you can call it that) about 7 people suffering from mysterious and/or...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Aug 8, 2018
- 4 min
She's Goiter Have It
Country legend and recent KFC Colonel Reba McEntire once asked "Why do we want what we know we can't have?" I'm pretty sure she was...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Jul 25, 2018
- 9 min
I watched Last Year At Marienbad and was only confused by the reviews
Trigger warning: sexual assault I am going to preface all of this by saying: I am no film critic. My degree is in literature and I've...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Feb 6, 2018
- 2 min
Late-stage capitalism and the fatalistic realities of Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp
Don't be fooled. When Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp launched, I jumped at the chance to take part in the Animal Crossing franchise for the...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Jan 31, 2018
- 3 min
Hey Little Mama Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
I love podcasts. As I look back on the last year, I've been trying to think of things I've accomplished that I'm proud of. The obvious...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Dec 7, 2017
- 4 min
Sweating the Small Stuff: Working Out and ED Recovery
Disclaimer: I'm not a nutritionist, a therapist, or a doctor. I'm not a trainer, a psychic, or a reiki master. I'm not a Recovered person...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Aug 9, 2017
- 2 min
Things to talk to me about besides my body modifications
Picture this scenario: you are walking down the street. Maybe you are on your way to work, or to lunch, or to meet a friend. Maybe your...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Jul 26, 2017
- 2 min
Boston Water Works
How to prepare for a gently soaked Beantown. A few months ago, a friend of mine brought this article to my attention, detailing the exact...
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sahalieangellmartin
- Jun 5, 2017
- 2 min
Beauty tips: Finding your summer size
My preferred summer look. The days are heating up and that means one thing: butt cheek season is upon us. I was recently out shopping for...
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sahalieangellmartin
- May 29, 2017
- 3 min
Male Passivity in The Handmaid's Tale
To be fair, there are a lot of very upsetting elements to HBO's dystopian adaptation of Margaret Atwood's already nightmarish novel The...
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sahalieangellmartin
- May 23, 2017
- 2 min
Job Searching in the Era of Trump
It just requires a little more creativity. So I'm sitting in a coffee shop with Indeed pulled up on my computer, as it has been so often...
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