
She's Goiter Have It
Country legend and recent KFC Colonel Reba McEntire once asked "Why do we want what we know we can't have?" I'm pretty sure she was referring to love, beauty, or something similarly romantic. Me, well, I just miss my thyroid gland. Ever since my thyroid was radioactively destroyed when I was 14 (not nearly as cool as it sounds but let's be honest, it does make me sound pretty cool) and Imagine Dragons wrote a song about me, I've been fascinated with the thyroid gland and its